I’m going to swear today. Look away now if you don’t want to see, because I am going to use an actual square-word. You see, the naughtiest boy in my class said the F-word last week. I told Mummy and she put on her ‘I’m not cross, just really concerned’ face. I couldn’t repeat it, it was so bad, so she asked me to spell it. ‘F-A-R-T’ I guiltily whispered. She laughed – again!
She also laughed when the Bug swore. Not quite 2 years old, and well into his puzzles, he was in the middle of completing a Thomas masterpiece when Mummy called him to go out to Monkey Music. Picture the scene:
- Mummy: Bug, time to go
- The Bug: F**k it!
- Mummy: I beg your pardon. What did you say?
- The Bug: F**k it. I said f**k it Mummy. I haven’t finished my puzzle!
Ooops! Mummy says he learned it at nursery….
So now it’s your turn. Said or done anything really clever this week that the grown-ups just don’t get? If you’re a blogger why not write it up and post a link here so we can challenge Mummy to keep a straight face. If not, just show off your linguistic skills in the comments below 🙂
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