Prompted by I’m Counting UFO’s #funee post last week I remembered that actually I had wanted to change my Mummy recently.
I knew I couldn’t, but after I’d doled out all the requisite slander – “You’re the worst Mummy in the world, you hate me, I hate you, you love the Bug more than me…” I pulled out my best lines to really sock it to her.
“I’m going to tell Laura tomorrow, and she’s going to tell her Mum, and then her Mum will hate you too, and you’ll have no-one to speak to on the playground.”
Mummy, having been to a course on managing anger in children, kept quiet, kept driving, and waited. She didn’t have to wait long. Up piped the Bug:
“She can live with that…”
The Bug’s friend Liam also wants to change his Mum. When asked what he would change, he calmly replied:
“I want the same one, but I want to change it so that when I call her, and she says she’s coming in 2 seconds, I count to 2 and she’s there…”
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