Prompted by I’m Counting UFO’s #funee post last week I remembered that actually I had wanted to change my Mummy recently.
I knew I couldn’t, but after I’d doled out all the requisite slander – “You’re the worst Mummy in the world, you hate me, I hate you, you love the Bug more than me…” I pulled out my best lines to really sock it to her.
“I’m going to tell Laura tomorrow, and she’s going to tell her Mum, and then her Mum will hate you too, and you’ll have no-one to speak to on the playground.”
Mummy, having been to a course on managing anger in children, kept quiet, kept driving, and waited. She didn’t have to wait long. Up piped the Bug:
“She can live with that…”
The Bug’s friend Liam also wants to change his Mum. When asked what he would change, he calmly replied:
“I want the same one, but I want to change it so that when I call her, and she says she’s coming in 2 seconds, I count to 2 and she’s there…”
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LOL! love both those responses. I got told today by Spud that he loves Daddy but not me. He’s 3!
so here’s my post http://lifeloveandlivingwithboys.wordpress.com/2012/10/17/chuckle-brothers-wot-so-funnee/
I tried to link up but the linky wasn’t working
Oh, it did work!Ignore me
Ha! Linky Tools takes a while to show up at the moment – v annoying
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Heh heh, happy to inspire
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Aw I love that last comment, it is cute and sad at the same time! How many times do I say I will be there in a minute and ten minutes later …
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Haha Bug has been paying attention
xx
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Haha! This was defo a funny one this week! I will come talk to you in the playground
lol xxx
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Thank you, better not let GG see us though…
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Brilliant – love the way kids minds (and mouths) work!
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Love the Bug’s comment, and he can do deadpan really well
In the mean time I am still practicing my 1-2 second response time… and failing. Last night I was brushing my teeth:
L: Mummy!
Me: one second
L (1 second later): Mummy!
Me: ONE SECOND
L (1 second later): Mummy!
Me: I SAID ONE SECOND (and then realising, oh yeah I did it again…)
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Ha! A timely reminder. Thanks for letting me use him…
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Ha ha! Bug to the rescue ey? I bet you’d love the peace and quiet in the playground … more time to Tweet
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